Friday, 14 March 2008

The ants are drinking my beer again...

I only went and got me a horrid cough!!! Think it's poss the onset of man flu.... Weakness, tight chest.. (we like a tight chest) and achy bits... (we like achy bits too) . Cough, cough... See? Feeling like poo now, need pills and a little bit of love, and bed, and Angelina Jolie.

Work was crap today. The only saving grace was the house full of female university students. Downside to this fantasy scenario was..... You know, I can't think of one. On a purely scientific note I noticed a significant difference between male and female student housing... To begin with they are both equally as messy.. In fact they are shitholes!! No, the differences are..
  1. The males have empty beer cans strewn throughout while the females have empty vodka bottles.
  2. The males wear scruffy t-shirts with inappropriate logos and jeans while the females wear skimpy, tight fitting pyjamas all day.
  3. The males congregate in the kitchen and communal space, the females all jump in bed together and eat toast.

Time to go to bed and ponder the days' findings.

9 comments:

Milla said...

I'm a purplecooer, which I see you've just joined - so welcome! And, clearly a man of taste despite your Angelina Jolie moments, you have the same blog layout as me.

Sparx said...

Hello Moley-bloke. You have a very funny blog. Very very funny, in fact, thanks for coming over and alerting me to your new presence on the web.

I would also like to recommend to you that you hie your old bones over to a supermarket, possibly sainsburies, I didn't look at the branding properly but I have a bottle of vegetable source Omega-3 oil. No fishy burps. We pour it all over everything and have been doing for ages.

Sadly, I have not noticed any difference in my memory. If it's possible, my old Frog is forgetting more things then he did before.

pants.

WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

Hi Moley-bloke - sorry about the interview - but it is necessary.

Eeek too many students - like our own peaceful existence now that our own kids have left.

Hope you feel a bit better soon.

Inthemud said...

I, too, am a purple cooer. Welcome to a very different but fun world.
My daughter is currently a student and the differences in housing are amazing. In fact some land lords prefer just to take females, which is what my daughter is doing for next year and their house is so clean and so tidy.

You're very witty, great blog!

Hope you feel better soon! My man had "Man Flu" couple of weeks ago, what a fuss, I just ahve to carry on!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you have an interesting life. Welcome to Purple Coo land. I think you'll fit in just fine!

Crystal Jigsaw xx

bodran... said...

Welcome to purplecoo!!

Cait O'Connor said...

Welcome to Purplecoo! Nice to have a male blogger join us.

Moley-Bloke said...

Thank you for your warm welcomings and a special hug to sparx for saving me from the fishy burps... I look forward to chatting soon.... Hugs...

Preseli Mags said...

Hi Moley-Bloke, I'm another Purplecooer too. I enjoyed your witty blog and was interested to see that you are from Worcester. I used to be Worcester Mags before I became Preseli Mags!