Work was crap today. The only saving grace was the house full of female university students. Downside to this fantasy scenario was..... You know, I can't think of one. On a purely scientific note I noticed a significant difference between male and female student housing... To begin with they are both equally as messy.. In fact they are shitholes!! No, the differences are..
- The males have empty beer cans strewn throughout while the females have empty vodka bottles.
- The males wear scruffy t-shirts with inappropriate logos and jeans while the females wear skimpy, tight fitting pyjamas all day.
- The males congregate in the kitchen and communal space, the females all jump in bed together and eat toast.
Time to go to bed and ponder the days' findings.