Friday, 4 April 2008

Farewell Paris.. tick-tick-tick-tick BOOM

Last night I blew up Paris with a feckin' huge nuclear bomb. Why? who knows, but I really enjoyed it. I even let some odd spoddy chap borrow my extension lead because they were running a bit short. It was all very English too, the survivors formed orderly lines to get treated without complaining. I felt all warm and fuzzy that I'd melted so much of the city, so proud.. Funny thing is, it's my favourite city in the whole world.

Meanwhile, back in the real world, Sally is dreaming about hamsters with huge knackers.!?!

So far I've noticed bugger all effects from the omega3.. Memory is still half that of a goldfish, knees still rustier than a rusty thing in rustytown and I'm Still butt ugly.. Give it another month.. Maybe if I grow breasts I could see that as a huge plus... C cup would be nice.

Almost got knocked out by a bumble bee today.. It mistook me for a flower, easy mistake to make... If....
  1. You aren't wearing your glasses
  2. You like really crap flowers
  3. You are a numpty

2 comments:

WesterWitch/Headmistress said...

Hi Moley . . . um Omega 3 could well take months to work and am not sure it will make you more attractive . . .snigger . . but then you clearly already are to bees so you will just have to settle for that.

Inthemud said...

Strange what odd things we dream.

Maybe omega 3 has made you smell like a flower........so attractive to bees!